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Why try online dating sites?

I’ve tried every dating website I could think of. After spending a little over $1400, I’ve turned up not one date. I tried eHarmony first and it would just said there were no matches for me in my area. No matter how I answered the questionnaire. The rest of the sites are just unfair for men that sign up. Men always out number women so trying to stand out is impossible most of the time. Just being nice gets you no responses. If you also notice most of the female profiles are really old. Meaning that she’s either found someone or given up trying that method for finding someone. I don’t understand why everyone says try this. I’ve never seen it work. I’m sure if we got 1000 people that tried it 15 or 16 of them would have found true love. When you get on those sites girls act funny when you do contact them, then no one contacts you. Why try this? Even if you did find someone on one of those sites everyone would just make fun of you. There are no advantages for trying.

I have to agree that dating websites are a waste of time for men. Just an average looking woman will get LOTS of responses, but an average looking guy will get NOTHING AT ALL— not even perverted responses from old folks looking to “do” someone half their age…absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g. You are dead on about the disparity between the number of men and the number of women. When there are 5 men for every 1 women, an average looking guy simply can not compete against those odds. Here is an interesting experiment… Try replacing your pic on your profile with that of a model looking dude and change nothing else. Suddenly you will get flooded by responses from interested women in your inbox. Very, very, very telling, my friend. I did this a few years back and it shook me right down to my core, utterly destroying my faith in all the comforting myths I believed about “inner beauty” and all that sappy, PC crap they say that just gives ugly people false hope.
Online dating is a pathetic joke for average guys. My advice to you is to hit the gym and work out until you are built. This is an absolute MUST, because women are just as visual as guys are. They won’t admit it, but they ARE. I have seen so much irrefutable proof of this in so many ways that it borders on disturbing. There is NO SUCH THING as being “loved just as we are”. That is a total myth. Romantic love is ENTIRELY conditional. Therefore, my best advice for you is to 1) forget online personals and 2) don’t waste your time trying to develop a better personality– that time would better be spent in the gym. The results are far better than any other approach to improving your dating life. It is worth every drop of sweat and every stab of pain for every inch on your bicep and every inch off your waistline. Swallow your pride and lift your way to a better dating life. Then go out and meet women in the real world. You will know when your looks are improving because women will be more approachable, will smile more, will consistantly place themselves in your presence and will often even approach you. Meeting women is easy when a man looks good.

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What would you like in a dating partner’s personality?

Like, what kind of personality would you want them to posess?
and also, does race/color matter to you when it comes to dating?

Easy, outgoing personality. Someone confident, who can make you laugh (think “Jim” from The Office).
For me race itself doesn’t matter but sometimes the differences in cultures can put a lot of strain in a relationship. However love does conquer all!

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Quiz about dating, kissing, bfs/gfs….!?

These are random questions about relationships which ive been thinking about so much and its driving me mad lol.

1. What age did you have your first bf/gf?
2. What age did you have your first kiss?
3. How long did your first remationship last?
4. Whats the most you usually do on your first date with someone? Just hold hands, simple kiss, makeout…?
5. What turns you on?
6. Are you a virgin? If not when did you loose your virginty?
7. With your bf/gf, how often do you meet up or chat face to face or text?
8. How long would you expect a teenage relationship (say 15 year olds) to last?

Thank youu so much!!! =)

1. 16
2. 16
3. It’s still going, 3 weeks
4. Hm, last couple of dates we’ve been kissing and making out
5. Him! When he holds me really close.
6. Yes
7. We text all day, chat once in awhile, and see each other about 3-4 times a week.
8. It depends, hm…from a couple of weeks to a few months. Maybe a year.

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http://friendpair.50webs.org Suggestions or comments wanted on this personality quiz?

Hi everyone, this is a personality quiz I am making.
This is a revolutionary idea. Unlike most, if not all, personality quizzes to date, this one attempts to capture every (non-explicit) personality trait of a person. While, privacy may be a concern, people should feel free to express their opinion, and also have the option to remain anonymous.

The idea explained through example:
If you were asked your name, age, height, relationship status, your interests, hobbies, favourite foods, opinion on controversial topics, eventually you would have a unique profile on yourself: your personality DNA!
Sample:
Height:3″3
Weight:56 pounds
Disabled/Handicapped:undefined
Is Healthy:undefined
Has AIDS/STD:undefined
Is Strong:undefined
Works out:undefined
Has an eating disorder:undefined
Has a learning disorder:undefined
Has a learning disorder:undefined
Has a genetic disorder:undefined
Blood type:A+,A-,B+,B-,O+,etc.
Dominant hand:right/left
Body Fitness:undefined
etc.

Sounds like a great idea.

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I did the extensive personality profile on one of the top dating sites….and I’m un-matchable?

So I did the personality profile on eharmony today and after an hour of answering hundreds of questions, I finished it. My results? “Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched” WHAT?!? So–does this mean that I am un-match-able period? I’m confused.

no, it means that you do not fit neatly into their little grid of people. You probably got tripped up, they ask the same question in three or four diffferent ways, and if your answers do not match perfectly, they can’t com[ute the results.

If it makes you feel any better, I did that test and I only matched three people in the country, but then I met my husband and now we have two wonderful boys. Those tests don't mean much.

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