funny poems dating

Funny Poems!?

There was a man from Main,
Who Came here from Spain,
His Mom called him stupid,
he thought he was cupid,
but he got hit by a train
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There was a small boy from Maine
Who coulden’t remember his name
His friends tought him dumb
When he sucked on his thumb
then he left town on a train
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There was an old women from space
who liked to drives cars in a race
but one day she crashed
and got a bad rash
that was the end of her face.
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Write your own!
The Pattern is
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A
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B
A.

The last words in each sentance musy rymy with the fallowing Words

For Example

There was a small boy from our SCHOOL
Who really thought him self COOL
(b)The girls thought him GREAT
(B)And a rather nice DATE
(a)but we think he was a FOOL

heres a try……………

there was once a rat
who was really fat
he thought he was smart
And He always went to Wal-mart
but one day everyone knew his name was matt!

Not to good though……….LOl

Poetri doing DATING MYSELF on Def Poetry